Jokes in Punjabi

Teacher to Student: Sanu Murgi Ki Dendi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher Again: Aapne Desh da "fatherof nation" kaun ae?
Punjabi Student: Mam Pata Ni…
Teacher: Saanu Vaddo Vadd Kini Speed Te Drive Karni Chahidi Ae?
Punjabi Student: Pata Ni…
Teacher: Chal kal yaad karke aayi, ok?
Next day at school teacher chalo sunao ki yaad karke aya?
Punjabi Student: Mam, Mahatama Gandhi Ji Sanu 90 di speed limit te Eggs dinde ne.