Hindi Funny Jokes

Husband: Tere baap ki jale
per namak chhidkne ki
adat gai nai
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wife: kyo kya huwa
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Husband: aaj phir se puch
raha tha,
k
Meri beti se shadi karke
khush to ho na.........

Zabardast Sms Jokes on Santa | Hindi Jokes

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k.. bada aaya mechanical engineer.." :p :O"

Hindi Jokes in Hindi Font

अमेरिकन-ये कुतुबमीनार कितने दिनोँ मेँ
बना था ?
भारतीय - 1 महीने मेँ ।
अमेरिकन-अगर हमारे मुल्क मेँ होति तो 2
हफ्ते मेँ
... ही बन जाती ।

थोडा आगे चलने पर लाल किला देखकर
अमेरिकन
बोलता है ये कितने दिनोँ मे बना था ।
भारतीय -एक हफ्ते मेँ ।
अमेरिकन- हमारे देश मेँ होता तो 3 दिन
मेँ
ही बन जाता ।!!!!

थोडा आगे और चले ताजमहल को देखकर
अमेरिकन
बोला कि ये कितने दिनोँ मेँ बना था ।
भारतीय - पता नही कल शाम तक
तो नहि था!!!!

Girls v/s Cockroch Jokes in Hindi

2 cockroch ICU me admit hue.
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1st: Kisne mara?
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2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye
saali
ladkiyan
Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati
hai ki
heart attack
aagya ...

A2Z Chutkule

Height Of Nonsense

Height Of Nonsense....
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Girl : Mera Facebook Pe
Account

Ban Sakta Hai
Kya???
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Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai..
Tumhara
Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban
Sakta Hai..
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Girl : To Main Apne Account
Me
PAISA Jama Kara Sakti Hu..
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[GUY GIVE A SURPRISE LOOK]
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Girl : Kya Hua..??? Lagta Hai
Tumko Bhi
Zyada Knowledge Nahi Hai Is
Baare
Me..

Funny Hindi Sms

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pass gaya aur bola

"mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu"
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Ladki boli:" to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYYAA..???

Boy V/s Postman Jokes in Hindi

Aaj Ke Bachche..
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Postman Knocked The Door..
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A Kid Came With Cigrette In Mouth &
Beer In Hand..
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Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
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Kid:" Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke
Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga..

Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys When Girls Don't Reply Them

Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys When Girls Don't Reply Them..
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"Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi
Bolta..

Koi Baat Nahi Reh Lenge Hum Aise Dhuki..
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Tum Bhi kar do
Ignore, hu hi Gatiya..
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After 5 mints..
Atleast ek reply to kar deti..
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Aftr 10 mints..

Aaj ke Baad kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be
Happy.. :( :p :O :D 😺 😸

Jokes on Tom and Jerry

What is the intresting thing in tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,

aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge to swimming suit pehan k jayenge..

Hit Like for tom and jerry..

Father Between Son Jokes

Baap ne Apne Bete ki Talashi li Pocket se Cigrate, Gutkha Katrina Kaif Ki Photo Aur Girls k Number Mile Baap ne Bete ko Bahut Mara aur Gusse Mein Bola - Kab se Kar Raha hai Tu Ye Sab Kuch Beta Rote Hue Papa Mene Toh Aap ki Jacket Pahani hui hai :-D ;-) :-P

Dosti Shayari Sms in Hindi

Hum wo nahi jo dil tod denge,
Thaam ker haath sath chod denge,
Hum dosti karte hai pani or machli ki tarah,
Juda karna chahe koi to hum dum tod denge…

Classical Insult

Girl - Meri 1 - 1 Saans Par 1 - 1 Ladka Marta hai . . . . . . Boy - To Tum Koi Accha sa Toothpaste Istemaal Kyo Nahi Karti ho . . Girl Shock - Boy Rock

Most Stupid Question People Usually Ask

Most Stupid Question People Usually Ask in Obvious Situation 1. At Movies - Hey! What Are You Doing Here Me - Tujhe Nahi Pata Yaar ? Mai Yahan Ticket Black Karne Aaya Hu 2. In Bus - A Fat Lady Steps On My Feet "Arey Beta Lagi To Nahi" Me - Nahi Aunty Bahut Maja Aaya Ek Baar Fir Se Karo Na 3. When I Got Woken up At Midnight by a Call "Sorry Yaar! So Raha tha Kya" Me - Nahi Yaar, Mai Toh Bus Late Kar Marne ki Practice Kar Raha Tha 4. When They see With Shorter hair " Yaar! Baal Katwaye hai Kya" Me - Pata Nahi Yaar !! Raat Ko Soya tha Subah Uth kar Dekha Toh Andar Chale Gaye 5. When Some 1 Call me On My Landline and Ask "Where Are You " Me - Yaar Mai Market Me Hu Phone Bhi Gale mein Latka Kar Aaya Hu :-D ;-) :-P

Boys v/s Girls

Read Must :D

GIRLS vs BOYS
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GIRLS : Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi.
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Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi.
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Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek
ladka..
"REJECT" mai har ek ko karungi =D
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BOYS : Arz kiya hai,

Koi Ladki hame thukra de to Gum
nahi, :O

Koi Larki hame thukra de to Gum
nahi,
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Are Saala Uss Ladki Ki Maa Ki,

Kismat Footi Jiske "DAAMAAD" Ham Nahi :P =DD :D =P

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Best Fadu Jokes on Lady Teacher

Ek Class Me Lady Teacher Bachho
ka Hausla Badhane Ke Liye
Ek Trick Khelti Hai
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Lady Teacher:" Jin Baccho ne 1 Lesson Yaad kiya hai wo mere 1 Haath per Kiss kare"
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Kuch Bacche Teacher ke Haath per Kiss karte hai..
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Lady Teacher:" Jin Baccho ne 2
Lesson Yaad kiye hai woh mere Dono Gaal par kiss kare"
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Kuch bacche teacher ke Gaal per kiss karte hai..
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Tabhi Pappu bolta hai:" Miss, Bistar
Bicha lo"
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Lady Teacher: "Kyun ????
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Pappu: "Mujhe Puri Book Yaad hai" :p :D

Latest Desi Fadu Chutkule in Hindi On Husband

Husband to Wife:
"Munna yahi se bahar aata hai na?"

Wife Muskurate hue:"Haan lekin tum jhanko mat,
abhi Nazar nahi
aayega, bahut chota Suraakh hai..."

Husband: "Yaar fir bhi dekhne to de na"

Husband ne Surakh mein se Jhanka par kuch Nazar
nhi aaya.
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Thodi der Baad...
School ki bell bajti hai...

Munna Baher aata hai,

Aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chle jate hai.
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Moral-
Surakh Gate Mein bhi hota hai..

Lekin aapki Soch ko 21Topon ki Salaami....:P:P

Hindi Sms Shayari For Dosti

Khushi ke aansu rukne na dena,
gam ke aansu bahne na dena,
yeh zindagi na jane kab ruk jayegi,
magar ye pyari si dosti kabhi tutne na dena…

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Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problem

Smart hone ki sabse badi
problm....
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi :-)
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Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak
single hu mai.....:-(:"(

Fadu Jokes for Girls in Hindi

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.

Ladki:
Apne uncle ko fon do.

Bacha:
Aap ka name?

Ladki:
Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.

jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Sonu Plumber "likha hua tha..;)

Hindi Jokes On KBC

Pappu:"Maa main KBC se bol raha

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hu mere Pitaji ka kya naam hai.. ??

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Maa:"sawal kitne ka hai.. ?? .

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Ramu:"1000 Rs ka..

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Maa:"Quit kar de, 1000 Rs k liye

ghar me kalesh ho jayega....

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