Maha Khatarnak Student

Teacher - What is a Verb ? Student - A verb is a Valve Found in Bicycle tyre Teacher - What are You Saying ? Student - It is a Complete Sentense. Teacher - Are You Mad ? Student - It is a Question Teacher - Don't be Silly Student - It is an Advise Teacher - Stop that Nonsense Student - It is a Command Teacher - You Are an Idiot Student - It is an Insult Teacher - Get out of My Class Student -It is an Order Teacher - Oh My God ! What a Shame Student - It is an Exclamation Teacher - May God Have Mercy on You Student - It is a Prayer Sir.!

Boy 2 Girl Jokes

Boy : You are { A B C D E F G H I J K}

Girl : Wat Is This ?!!

Boy : Adorable .. Beautiful .. Cute .. Dramatic .. Elegant .. Fantastic .. Great .. Hot !

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Girl : Oooohh Soo Sweet !!

But Wat Does { I J K } Mean ??!

Boy : I'm Just Kidding :D

Santa Banta sms jokes

Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday..
I Am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

Boy & Girl Chatting

Boy & Girl Chatting:

Girl: What are you Doing?

Boy: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!!

Girl: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet?

Boy: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I’m Talking With U Now!!

Girl: Teri maa ki..!!