Punjabi Status in Punjabi

ਉਹ ਮੇਰੀ Look ਤੇ ਮਰਦੀ ਸੀ! !
ਤੇ ਮੈਂ __________
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ਮੈਂ ਕਦੇ ਧਿਆਨ ਨੀ ਦਿੱਤਾ ..
ਕਿਉਂਕਿ
ਨੀਵੀਂ ਪਾ ਕੇ ਲੰਘਦੇ ਆਂ
ਕੋਲੋਂ ਮੁਟਿਆਰਾਂ ਦੇ,
ਇੱਜ਼ਤਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਪਰਖੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਸਰਦਾਰਾਂ ਦੇ ....

Reasons why girl starts ignoring her Love..

Reasons why girl starts ignoring her Love..
1. You said, You are Busy..
2. You got bored by her talks..
3. You ask her to wait, but u forgot she is waiting..
4. You compare her with someone else..
5. You forgot replying her text..
6. You replies act like killing conversation..
7. You Lied to her..
8. You give importance to something else more than her..
Lyk n share Reasons why girl starts ignoring her Love..
1. You said, You are Busy..
2. You got bored by her talks..
3. You ask her to wait, but u forgot she is waiting..
4. You compare her with someone else..
5. You forgot replying her text..
6. You replies act like killing conversation..
7. You Lied to her..
8. You give importance to something else more than her..

Jokes on Tom and Jerry

What is the intresting thing in tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,

aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge to swimming suit pehan k jayenge..

Hit Like for tom and jerry..

Romantic lines on Love in English

Every time You Hurt Me,
But,
I Don't get Angry with You
Say Sorry,
I Forgive You On the Spot because...
Every time You Make a Mistake,
I Punish Myself...
Thats How much I Love You.

Classical Insult

Girl - Meri 1 - 1 Saans Par 1 - 1 Ladka Marta hai . . . . . . Boy - To Tum Koi Accha sa Toothpaste Istemaal Kyo Nahi Karti ho . . Girl Shock - Boy Rock

Fadu Status in Punjabi

ਸਾਨੂੰ ਸਹੇਲੀ ਨਾ ਦੇ ਕੇ,
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ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਰੱਬ ਕਿਹੜਾ Record
ਬਣਾੳਣਾ ਚਾਹੁੰਦਾ....

Fadu Status

Ek Din Mainu Nanga Nahandeya Kise Kudi Ne Dekh Leya
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Main Esse Gal Teh Panchayat Sadd Lai
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Oh Puchhde Hun tu Ki Chaunda hai ?
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Main Keha "BADALA" :-P ;-) :-D