Zabardast Sms Jokes on Santa | Hindi Jokes

Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha.. . . . . . . santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal saale bhootni k.. bada aaya mechanical engineer.." :p :O"

Girls v/s Cockroch Jokes in Hindi

2 cockroch ICU me admit hue.
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1st: Kisne mara?
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2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye
saali
ladkiyan
Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati
hai ki
heart attack
aagya ...

A2Z Chutkule

Height Of Nonsense

Height Of Nonsense....
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Girl : Mera Facebook Pe
Account

Ban Sakta Hai
Kya???
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Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai..
Tumhara
Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban
Sakta Hai..
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Girl : To Main Apne Account
Me
PAISA Jama Kara Sakti Hu..
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[GUY GIVE A SURPRISE LOOK]
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Girl : Kya Hua..??? Lagta Hai
Tumko Bhi
Zyada Knowledge Nahi Hai Is
Baare
Me..

Desi Jokes in Punjabi

ਪਤੀ ਪਤਨੀ ਨੂੰ ::-- ਜਾਨ ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਇਕ ਪੱਪੀ ਲੈ ਲਵਾ....
ਪਤਨੀ :: ਨਹੀ .

ਪਤੀ ::ਮੈਂ ਤੈਨੂ ਗਹਿਣੇ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਦੇਵਾਗਾ ...
ਪਤਨੀ :: ਨਹੀ

ਪਤੀ :: ਕਾਰ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਦੇਓਗਾ....
ਪਤਨੀ :: ਨਾ

ਲਾਗੇ ਬੈਠਾ ਓਹਨਾ ਦਾ ਮੁੰਡਾ ਆਪਣੇ
ਬਾਪੁ ਨੂ ਕਹੰਦਾ ਹੈ ....

ਮੇਰੀ ਲੈ ਲਾ ਪੱਪੀ ਸਾਲਿਆ ਇਕ ਸਾਇਕਲ ਹੀ ਲੈ ਦੇਵੀ
 

Funny Hindi Sms

Ek ladka bhagte hue ek ladki ke pass gaya aur bola

"mai tumse dosti karna chahta hu"
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Ladki boli:" to hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYYAA..???

Boy V/s Postman Jokes in Hindi

Aaj Ke Bachche..
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Postman Knocked The Door..
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A Kid Came With Cigrette In Mouth &
Beer In Hand..
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Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
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Kid:" Abe Bhootni Ke, Mujhe Dekh Ke
Lagta Hai Baap Ghar Pe Hoga..

Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys When Girls Don't Reply Them

Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys When Girls Don't Reply Them..
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"Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi
Bolta..

Koi Baat Nahi Reh Lenge Hum Aise Dhuki..
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Tum Bhi kar do
Ignore, hu hi Gatiya..
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After 5 mints..
Atleast ek reply to kar deti..
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Aftr 10 mints..

Aaj ke Baad kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be
Happy.. :( :p :O :D 😺 😸

Jokes on Tom and Jerry

What is the intresting thing in tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,

aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge to swimming suit pehan k jayenge..

Hit Like for tom and jerry..

Father Between Son Jokes

Baap ne Apne Bete ki Talashi li Pocket se Cigrate, Gutkha Katrina Kaif Ki Photo Aur Girls k Number Mile Baap ne Bete ko Bahut Mara aur Gusse Mein Bola - Kab se Kar Raha hai Tu Ye Sab Kuch Beta Rote Hue Papa Mene Toh Aap ki Jacket Pahani hui hai :-D ;-) :-P

Classical Insult

Girl - Meri 1 - 1 Saans Par 1 - 1 Ladka Marta hai . . . . . . Boy - To Tum Koi Accha sa Toothpaste Istemaal Kyo Nahi Karti ho . . Girl Shock - Boy Rock

Hasa Makhaul in Punjabi

ਮੇਨੂੰ ਕਹੰਦੀਂ... . ਪਾਨੀ ਵਰਗੀ ਸੀਰਤ ਤੇਰੀ, ਦੂਦ ਵਰਗਾ ਸੋਹਨਾ ਰੰਗ, ਮਿਸ਼ਰੀ ਤੋਂ ਮਿੱਠੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਬੋਲ, . ਮੈ ਕਿਹਾ... . ਬਸ ਇਕ ਪੱਤੀ ਦੀ ਕਮੀ ਰਹ ਗਈ ਸੀ . ਨਹੀ ਤਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਚਾਹ ਬਨ ਜਾਨੀ ਸੀ :-D ;-) :-P

Fadu Funny Jokes on Sunny Leone | Hindi Jokes | Sms Chukule

Sunny Leone to taxi driver(Pappu)"A -­irport
chaloge..??
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Pappu:"Haan chalunga..
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Sunny leone:"Kya loge.. ??
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Pappu:"Gareeb Aadmi hoon behen ji, Paise
hi lunga...:p :D :O :D

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Latest Fadu Jokes

Kaise mumkin tha kisi aur doctor se ilaaj karaana
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 Ae dost
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 Ishq ka rog tha Mummy ke chappal se hi aram aya..:p:

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Fadu Funny Jokes on Gabbar

Gabbar- Arre oh Sambha
 STATUS padhne wale Sundar hai yaa Bandar
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 Sambha- agar LIKE kiya to Sundar hai aur nahi kiya to
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 Abhi pata chal Jayega :D :-D :-P

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Punjabi Jokes on Madam

Madam: India di states de naam dasso.
PunjabivMunda : Punjab, Haryana, Himachal..

Madam: hmmm,,
Punjabi Munda : Delhi, Rajasthan, Gujarat..

Madam: Hmm,, Hor Das'

Punjabi Munda : Bas Vadia Madamji !!
Tusi Sunao Ki Chalda__:D :D;)

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Hindi Jokes On KBC

Pappu:"Maa main KBC se bol raha

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hu mere Pitaji ka kya naam hai.. ??

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Maa:"sawal kitne ka hai.. ?? .

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Ramu:"1000 Rs ka..

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Maa:"Quit kar de, 1000 Rs k liye

ghar me kalesh ho jayega....

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Desi Jokes on Amli

Ek amli da radio kharab ho geya
<< aape khol k
baith geya...
Vich chuhi behosh payi c ,,,
dekh k amli kehnda ---->
 * Gaane swaah chalne si,,,,
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Miss pooja te suti payi
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hahahahhah

Student Jokes in Punjabi

Madam ਬਚੇ ਨੂ :- past
present and future
tense ਦੀ ਇਕ ਉਦਾਰਣ ਮੈਂ
ਦਿਨੀ ਆ ਤੇ ਇਕ ਫਿਰ
ਤੂ ਬਣਾਈ

ਮੈਡਮ - ਮੈਂ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਸੀ !! ਸੋਹਣੀ han * ਤੇ * ਸੋਹਣੀਹੀ ਰਹਾਂ ਗੀ... ;)
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ਬਚਾ - ਇਹ ਤੁਹਾਡਾ ਵੇਹਮ ਸੀ !! ਵੇਹਮ ਹੈ * ਤੇ * ਵੇਹਮ ਰਹੇਗਾ...

Hindi Jokes on Santa

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf
lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh
kar ke bola...
"kidhar..???
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mai to biscuit lene aaya
hu...!! :p :O :D

Maha Fadu Jokes on a Sharabi

Maha faduu joke ;)
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Ek aadmi raat ko sharab peeke ghar aaya aur soye- Soye Bhagwan ko pyara hogaya,,
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Upar jaake usne ek aur jeene ka chance maanga,,
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Bhagwan ne use murgi bana ke bhej diya,,
Murgi banke usne ek anda diya,,
Anda deke woh bahut khush hua,,
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Jaise hi woh dusra anda dene laga,,
Uske sar pe kisi ne juta maara,,
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AUR Jab usne aankhe kholi toh dekha ki Biwi chilla rahi thi,,
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UTH JAA SAALE,
BISTAR PE POTTY KIYE JAA RAHA HAI,,