Hindi Jokes on Santa

Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish
ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan
ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf
lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal
garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh
kar ke bola...
"kidhar..???
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mai to biscuit lene aaya
hu...!! :p :O :D