HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT
CITIZENS OF INDIA
Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting
and a third guy
comes along, sees them and
walks on. That's
MUMBAI
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Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting.
A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a Chai-stall. That's
AHMEDABAD ---------------
------------------------- Scenario 3 Two
guys are
fighting and a third guy comes. He
writes a
software program to stop the
fight. But the fight
doesn't stop because of a virus in
the program.
That's BANGALORE
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Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting.
A crowd
gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly
says that "AMMA" doesn't like all
this nonsense.
Peace settles in.... That's CHENNAI
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------------------------- Scenario 5 Two
guys are
fighting and a third guy comes
along, then a fourth and they start
arguing about who's right. You
are in
KOLKATA
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Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes
from nearby house and says,
"don't fight in front of
my place, go zumwhere else and
keep fighting".
That's KERALA
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Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting.
Third guy comes
along with a carton of beer. All sit
together drinking
beer and abusing each other and
all go home as
friends. You are in GOA
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---------- Scenario 8 Two guys are
fighting. Both of
them take time out and call their
friends on their mobiles. Now 50
guys are fighting. You are
definitely in PUNJAB !!!
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---------- Scenario 9 Two guys are
fighting and a
third guy comes along and tries to
make peace. The
first two get together and beat
him up. That's DELHI
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